Friday, November 17, 2006

Instant Death

Men say stupid things.

When you get into an argument with your lady...

No one is getting along...

And you are getting frustrated...

She just won't stop nagging???

You want it to be over??

One good way to have a long and painful death is to blame it on the following and say:

"Are you on your period or something?"

NO NO NO!

Bang Bang!

Baby's gonna shoot you down. Chop you up into little bits. Then bury you in a field somewhere.

By the time they find the evidence, your bones will be long disintegrated.

Right! That has to be the reason why...

Not because you fucked up...

Not because you are wrong...

Not because her argument has a valid point.

It's because the time of the month.

Feeling suicidal?

Then go ahead, say something stupid.

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