52 New Species of Animals have been discovered! Yahoo Article: 52 New Species
Including: a Shark that walks on his Fins,
Shrimp that Look like Praying Mantis',
and Colorful Reef Building Corals!
I think that is really awesome, especially since so many animals have already gone extinct.
However...
I scoured the list and realized that a few crucial discoveries are missing!!!
There are some New Human Species that have not been legally added.
I propose adding the following new ones officially to the list:
She-Males and Manchicks
Common Names: Candi, Delilah. Habitat: Found in the wild flashing bright colors to attract attention from potential mates. Often, mates are confused on which side said species plays for.
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Human Whale Hybrids
Common Names: God Damn! and Holy Crap! These whales are harmless as predators, but they can still crush you if you get too close. Habitat: Most commonly found in All-You-Can-Eat Restaurants and Phone Sex Call Centers.
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Emos
Common Names: Lonely, Whiny, or Cranky. Will steal your Nail Polish. Habitat: Naturally found in their bedrooms crying.
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Terrorists that Fight Terrorists
Common Names: Pot, Black Kettle. Habitat: Is not found in the Wild, only in Cushy protected Dens surrounded by the pack.
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And this New Species, not Named yet.
This new Animal is currently unclassified until further tests can be conducted.
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At risk of Extinction/Endangered Species:
Telemarketers
and True Gentlemen
Who wants to come huntin'?
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Have I missed any?
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